O heave l y father Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!" The Sun Bay Paper Page 20 April 8, 2022 - April 14, 2022 It’s time to benefit from the active real estate market. Contact me for competent real estate expertise. Cathie Lewis, Realtor Pfeifer Realty Group, LLC SWFL, Fort Myers Beach, Sanibel & Captiva Islands is All About Home Real Estate Specialist T imi ng i s everyth i ng A five-year-old boy had a sore throat and stayed home from church with a babysitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked them what they were. “People held them over Jesus’ head as He walked by,” his father told him.“ Wouldn’t you know it,” the boy fumed. “The one Sunday I don’t go and Jesus shows up.” Want a Better View? The Pas s erby A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally, he approached the workers and asked, "I appreciate how hard you're both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one of you digs a hole, and then the other guy immediately fills it back up again. One of the city workers explained, "The third guy who plants the trees is off sick today." but 8 beers & 3 shots in a few hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw funny how drinking 8 cups of water in a day seems like it's impossible “Fan” . . . sho r t fo r fanati c There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer." So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning. She said, "Oh! Your a lawyer?" He said, "Why...Yes I am!" So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!" F i rs t timer Mrs. Harrison took her three-year-old daughter, Jenny, to church for the first time. After arriving, the church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.There was silence in the entire sanctuary until Jenny's voice was suddenly heard, loudly singing: "Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you..." cu te one Think the price of gas is expensive? Have you seen the price of chimneys? They are going through the roof! Go od Choke An older woman goes to see her doctor and explains that after almost choking the other day, every time she sneezes, she has a massive climax. "Are you taking anything for it?" her doctor asks. "Yes," she replies: "Pepper." Drunk o r Sober Drunk me’ and ‘Sober me’ are not the same person. If Drunk me said or did something, you have to take it up with Drunk me. Don't come at sober me, we weren't there, we have no idea what happened. Overheard at the Beach Daughter: "Did you hear, dad, they have just caught the biggest hotel thief in Florida!” Dad: Really? "What hotel did he run?" Overheard at the beach My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. because Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.